I like don’t even get Twitter so I couldn’t really wrap my head around a bot and also I don’t have a spreadsheet program and it all seemed quite challenging so I just made a thing.

I wanted to provide a flowchart for myself about writing an Asian American poem but it didn’t work out. There were far too many variables that I couldn’t include, and the thing got too expansive and unwieldy. So I am saving that for later.

Instead, I’ve made a Clarence algorithm. If you were to input this behavior into a rabbit robot, you’ll get a Clarence bot! ¡¡¡¡¡Yaaaasz1!!!

With some fabulous clip art as well.

As you can tell, I’m actually a photoshop master.

In case you’re wondering, here are some of the terminal points of the Asian American poem:

Write about how something cannot go/return/leave something else
Write about something that is only the appearance of something else
Write about something that someone lost

Yes, I know I write about my bunny a lot.